When you put your clothes in the washing machine and turn it on with the soap tablet still in your hand smh

It doesn’t cost anything to be a good person....

My brain Maine.com

*Sahil 🤠

Thank God for the day!

📍Me | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍Attending university. | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _l | | | 📍Creating my own personal reading week

Can confidently say I've reached the 500 nugget milestone since starting uni 4 months ago

Fair play to Suits for actually coming up with 8 seasons worth of dodgy legal loopholes tbh

Ngl I'd probably implode if I lost my Spotify playlists 👀🤕

Got my 42nd follower. Safe to say the fame has already got to me. Will let you know if we're still friends post-fame.

Nobody: . . . . Kids in the 15th Century:

Love how a little good music and good weather can make your day

Attitude is everything

Yeehaw

Few things better than waiting on the platform for train/tube and the doors open right in front of you... Got me feeling like that's so raven 👀

Just got off a bus filled with 10-11 year old school kids and heard one of them say, "I lost the game". The UK schooling system is in safe hands.

Talking on the phone to Nani: Me: I'm just coming over quickly today, so please don't cook anything. Nani: okay beta, I won't. Me: okay, I can't stay for dinner today so don't make anything please. Nani: don't worry, I won't. Nani: so do you like prawns?