find someone who eagerly (and hungrily?) snatches you up like this

the only prenup I want is that if he tries to leave me, I’m legally allowed to chase him with a flamethrower and a sword until he agrees to stay.

i thought euphoria was about middle school and drugs but i keep seeing sydney sweeney in a wedding dress so i am very confused.

i hate when i forget to delay all my subscriptions for the 84th month in a row.

sorry guess I’m hateposting today cause another thing I hate is when I google a new movie and the first thing that comes up is a photo spoiling a super scary reveal from the movie. like, whyyyy

how this week feels

there was a guy from Twitter who used to propose to me weekly for a while. We went to dinner where he proposed again, but the ring was kinda small, only 6 carats. After that, I was honest that I didn’t think we’d be compatible long term & shouldn’t talk ever again & if he

the only Claude I wanna hear about

um, is this gaslighting

eating more sour gummy worms lately and i'm losing weight. coincidence? i think not

not sure why this comment got so much traction but I stand firm on this. The blind/cold approach (whether online or IRL) may not be the most common way to start something, but when it works, it really works.

“that only works for guys who are handsome enough that anything will work.” okay, have you tried taking the chip off your shoulder and being kind and approachable and optimistic and full of hopes and goals so as to cultivate the love of a whimsical maiden? didn’t think so

gearing up for quite the busy weekend; dates on Friday afternoon, Friday evening, Saturday morning, Saturday afternoon, Saturday for dinner, and late night Saturday!

i dream of a life where i am continuously broken apart by literature, others’ words and my own pummeling me to a bloody pulp every day. But alas, for now I must keep myself intact to work in HR. my books are getting dusty.