"I feel like an errand boy."

"It's two of us, then"

"Such is the life of the needy, dear."

"I don't want to get used to it, grrrr."

"I want my wife to smooch me and pet my hair and cherish me like a pampered housecat."

"Indeed. It takes a special type of person... I also want cuddles and attention but I'm not getting anything because Psyche is mad at me again." ;_;

"Why are you in angry wife jail?"

"Messing with Apollo's love life one too many times on purpose. She says I'm an evil bastard man, and evil bastard men get no cuddles." Pouts.

Pathetic.

BUT WHYYY.

But But he's turning into his dad.

"I got flowers for my wife. I feel so whipped."

<---- this man is extremely in love with his wife and daughter.

Rubs his hands together. Full of evil intent.

Yes.

Brushes his hair. Prettiest hair.