Big Willy Loman energy

Bae: Come over Me: I can’t there’s a lockdown Bae: But you can see my embalmed body and pay tribute in my ornately designed mausoleum Me:

Can we take Occam’s razor to the weather forecast? ☀️💨🌦 Me: ‘Do I need an umbrella?’ Nobody: ‘How do I prepare for the >1000mb of pressure and the direction of the wind?’

Companies stumbling across the shiny new Stripe site 💫

Me on Google Docs: *moves image slightly to the left* Google Docs: ‘Let me just put that in the footer on a totally different page. Hope that helps!’

Me filling out my Q2 self-reflection

So excited to explore my ethical explorer pack 🧭 🥾🎒 Thank you for brightening my Saturday Sarah Drinkwater 🔮 and @OmidyarNetwork

‘Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to y-‘ ‘Sorry, there’s a rat on the table’ *Everyone nervously smiles at each other* ‘It’s perfect, thank you’ x.com/alexE_617/stat…

This is a lot of money 👏🏽 Although, if they really wanted to make an impact, they could have just joined Jio’s series S round. techcrunch.com/2020/07/13/goo…

Humanity, living in perpetual darkness, after being replaced by GPT-3

I guess some things never change...

Me when my colleagues find out I ‘😂’ reacted to my own Slack message

Huge, if true

Me, on every single work email

Thank you Genius for so accurately contextualising Stormzy for me ✌🏽

Who says there’s no good investigative journalism any more?