Vocal exercises and plenty of honey & lemon tea this week to prepare for: “Please welcome back to the Stadium of Light, number 10 Jermain Defoe!” #SAFC

Nice of johnson that like good luck to him

😂😂😂

Roll on the fucking tour ⚫️⚫️⚫️

Received the best early birthday present ever! What do you think? Clinton Baptiste

What a photo ❤️🤍❤️🤍

hahaha class that

U got any yogurt a could borrow 🤣🤣 x.com/ScottishBantrr…

NEW SIGNING! Ryan Bussey great striker he can hold he can score and he can drink pints!

More arsed about prosecuting littler pickers in the town than dealing with real crime my dad is still waiting for one of your so called officers to come out To him after he was burgled nearly a week ago fucking pathetic and this is what we pay national insurance for!

Me pretending to be traumatised by the queens current health so I can have a week off from work

“I want to get Peter Kay Tickets” O2:

To anyone who didn't get Peter Kay tickets today, whether that be because of #O2Priority going down or having to wait for what's left on Saturday, it could be a lot worse. You could be this lass on Facebook 😂

Me watching Maya Jama walk into the Love Island Villa #loveisland

The icing on the cake to a perfect Sunday FTM

#lovefromwalkers Walkers Crisps

3 years ago Kiel Watson bet me £200 that Bali Mumba would be playing non league football by 2024. Kiel is unfortunately ignoring my messages so here’s a video from the lad himself urging him to keep his word #PayUpKiel #SAFC #Plymouth

Best comedian on the planet such a big miss