we’re probably gearing up for a repeat but i appreciate your spirit

Describing research you’ve been working on for years

AI this AI that AI this Ai that omg GIVE ME A BREAKKKKKK

I love Texas, where I have to switch my ac and heat back and forth everyday.

There is nothing more American than a $120 roadtrip bathroom break at Buc-ee’s.

The grace of God. I'm not even kidding Imao

To get away from y’all

You should be looking in Canada.

Aritzia

Me too.

Ngl nobody grew up with the intention of being a cleaner, shelf packer, cashier, security guard, taxi driver, car cleaner, a bartender, or store general worker. We all had big dreams, but life happened. PLEASE respect people's jobs.

I like people who find a way. There is always a way.

when did leaving your house become a $100 minimum? you get gas, food, run one errand. $100 gone before you even do anything.

When your paper gets published

GUYS I’M NOT EVEN JOKING, TAHAJJUD IS SO REAL. I ASK AND IT HAPPENS. WHAT IS THIS POWER

academic conferences are crazy because it’s like Let’s go to the most beautiful place in the world and then look at powerpoints for 12 straight hours

Economy so bad u might as well follow your dreams and see what happens

How do we explain to Europeans that every Spring, Americans pull up to Miami just to Uber back and forth from South Beach to Brickell for a week.

The Eid Nap ( noun ) : Culturally practiced worldwide. Powered by lack of sleep and sugar. Don’t call between 1–5 pm.