Photo: Nick Clegg felt the interconnectedness of all people and things; he moved his fingertips and felt the... tmblr.co/Z80rWxDITRHn

Photo: Nick Clegg watched his children open their presents and smiled as he saw the love and joy written... tmblr.co/Z80rWxDm1Pnr

Photo: Nick Clegg thought he’d bought still water, but it was really sparkling water, and he wasted an hour... tmblr.co/Z80rWxKrjOfb

Photo: Nick Clegg asked if you’d ever experienced true love, and you said “yes, of course”, and then there... tmblr.co/Z80rWxKrx-Bm

Photo: Nick Clegg tried to pay you in exact change, but you pointed out that one of his coins was Canadian,... tmblr.co/Z80rWxKs7eIn

Nick Clegg was visited by an angel who showed him what things would be like if he'd never been born, and noth… tmblr.co/Z80rWxTkKUex

Photo: Nick Clegg got to take a selfie with his favourite musician, but when he tried to show it off he... tmblr.co/Z80rWx1Gx0CQz

Photo: Nick Clegg wasn’t feeling sad about anything, but then you kept asking why he looked sad, and he... tmblr.co/Z80rWx1HDJIe5

Photo: Nick Clegg picked up an old teddy bear he’d once loved and realised that bear had been lonely for... tmblr.co/Z80rWx1hTZhC8

Photo: Nick Clegg saw a bee hover nearby, a simple insect with a simple job who never got yelled at for... tmblr.co/Z80rWx1hjwlSC

Photo: Nick Clegg said he wanted Chinese and Nick Clegg’s friend said pizza, and both said “fine we’ll do... tmblr.co/Z80rWx1hpNyLQ

Photo: Nick Clegg learned what “slashfic” was and searched for his name, and it was disgusting, obviously,... tmblr.co/Z80rWx1hvJB5i

Photo: Nick Clegg took a “Which Character Are You?” quiz for his favourite TV show, and it said he was a... tmblr.co/Z80rWx1h_7aBr

Photo: Nick Clegg tried to do the Diet Coke and Mentos trick to amaze his kids with science, but he bought... tmblr.co/Z80rWx1i3WPSp

Photo: Nick Clegg had read all the Game of Thrones books and whenever he saw the TV show he’d say “yeah I... tmblr.co/Z80rWx1iJ_zKG

Photo: Nick Clegg thought your WhatsApp just saying “OK” was passive-aggressive so sent some... tmblr.co/Z80rWx1iYh4Jr

Photo: Nick Clegg was at the opticians when the optician said something that seemed a bit racist, so Nick... tmblr.co/Z80rWx1izHZND

Photo: Nick Clegg heard about the “Milifandom” so stood in the front garden with his shirt off for hours... tmblr.co/Z80rWx1j2GFBe

Photo: Nick Clegg heard the sirens, but could see only the blood in his eyelids. Nick Clegg felt the... tmblr.co/Z80rWx1kEl4Wl

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