they're called brain cells because the mind is a prison

why cant i be a fish? they just swim around and they seem to know exactly what they're doing. they dont sit for hours thinking about every embarrassing moment or regret they have. fish just keep on vibing. they radiate sheer confidence and know exactly what to do.

i would enjoy a hug that doesn't squeeze my life force out of me

kinda in the mood for a healthy long term relationship but i think I'll just get a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell instead

my entire body aches im so sore from shoveling snow im never leaving my bed again

getting up to pee is the worst part about being alive

remind me to get jamie a space heater for his birthday

i (platonically) love jamie

tl: jamie jamie jamie jamie jamie jamie jamie buttcheeks jamie jamie

why does leaving my bed feel like such a daunting task sometimes

nothing is louder than my mom when she sees someone she knows in the grocery store