first date kinda nervous

well i don’t have much to give but i did find this cool rock and thought of you

i’m hanging out in the enchanted forest today i’ll tell the magical woodland creatures you say hi

i would thrive in hibernation or perhaps a coma

i have one bad day and it feels like i’ve never laughed or felt joy or love or happiness before

if you were a sim i’d put you in a pool and remove the ladders

i can be a little mean to you as a treat

today i’m going to fall down a well

i have got to stop noticing the patterns

hey welcome to my place. also known as the museum of poor financial choices

just give me some time i’m working on becoming worse

sorry for being so evil in the throes of hunger