as long as you’re still alive it’s never too late

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny

Super Arco, Marty Supreme Sinners and Weapons Avatar 3 Adventures of Elio Zootopia 2 Hamnet, F1, Song Sung Blue Blue Moooooon …

drop the “media.” just “illiterate.” it’s cleaner.

somewhere in brazil chappell roan is doing this to that little girl right now to get her dad to retract that statement

Daniel Craig does something like this in ‘QUEER’ and I died thinking about it

“Chappell Roan wanted to be famous, now she has to u-” You bolt back to attention. It is September 26th, 1983. The visions you had do not exist. They must never exist. You turn back to the “incoming missile” warnings on your console. You push back your doubts and follow protocol.

if your dating profile reads like this, DM me pls

in the entire history of the olympics (more than 10,000 athletes each summer games and 3,000 each winter) since 1896, this would have applied to one (1) woman who did not place in anything

Btw trans people, illegal immigrants, and Muslims didn’t do this. Billionaires did

straight non cinephile friend asked me to pick a movie to watch

when the movie is lowkey about love conquering all

I think this part from the web series might still be the greatest scene from the whole NirvannaTheBandiverse

OSINTdefender if I was JD Vance I would just kill myself. Probably the only thing he could possibly do right in his life.

“colman domingo gives the worst, most caricatured performance of his career.”

no matter how old i get, my bones feel they've been replaced with loosely tied together sticks, my body moves awkward and unsure, and i'm leaving every interaction shamefully as though i begged for friends on the playground at five years old