I wanna know what was invented first, Noodles 🍜 or Chopsticks🥢? Why make such a difficult food you don't have anything to eat with, And why invent an utensil you don't have any use for. And if you invented both together, you're basically Apple.

They can't use you if you're useless.

Maybe the time-machine has already been invented, and its inventor is keeping it a secret.

Kuch log to itne dogle hote hein, ki unhe kabhi dandruff nahi hota ... Sidhe kenchuli chod lete hein pure saal ka ek baar me .. 🐍

“You don’t hire for skills, you hire for attitude. You can always teach skills.” —Herb Kelleher

Maybe aliens are already living amongst us and using their memory wiping tech on us to keep themselves unnoticed.

Jaise hi thoda sa lagne lagta hai ki, "nai insaan itna bhi bura nahi hota", waise hi koi haramjada call karke "Sir mai SBI se bol rha, aapka account block hone wala hai..." bhonk deta hai...

Life is too short for arguments. Just say "aayega to Modi hi" and move on...

Election is a process of choosing the least bad among the worst.. Please read that again...

Conveniently enough, there are Zero claims of "EVM HACK" so far this time 😂😂🤭... Ye to wahi baat Hui ki, "Bhains ho Meri, to doodh degi, Kisi aur ne leli to moot degi. 😂😂" #electionsnews #400Paar #NDA_सरकार_है_तैयार #election_results #Electionsresults

Air Conditioners (AC), from being a Luxury item in the 1950s, to being a life support equipment in 2024, we've come a long way.

Kitna bhi #BoycottJio karlo. Ek "mithai" ka dabba mota bhai BSNL ke executives ke ghar bhej dega na, sabke BSNL ke sim me 3G bhi theek se nai chalega. Why do you think despite having the best infra, lowest debt BSNL got beaten during 3G era?? Just stating the unfortunate facts..

Quick Question for the Ladies: If your man says "Looks don't matter to me all that much", will that make you feel better or worse?

80 years life expectancy. We spend first 20 to prepare for the next 40, spend those 40 to secure the final 20, in the final 20 regret the first 60. To live, we first need to Make a Living. And making a living takes a lifetime. If you work for a living, why kill yourself working?

If you believe God does miracles, wouldn't satan have few up his sleeves?

Some people ask why I tolerate fools over the clever ones. I tell them: I'd rather be not understood than misunderstood.

In that stage of my life, where "Aur biwi bacche sab theek" is no longer a funny sly..

Would you rather be surrounded by smart people that disagree with you, or dumb people that don't have any opinion of their own.