Nice to meet ya!

I contacted five pool cleaning companies I found on Google. Two never answered, one said someone would call me back (still waiting), and another could only speak Spanish. So I tried the old-fashioned way — drove around until I spotted a pickup truck with pool gear in the back.

Everyone talks about how good Tesla FSD is and how it drives you. Why would you buy a Roadster then? Isn't the point of driving a Roadster to enjoy the car—steering, handling, suspension, etc.?

Why didn’t the Dolphins 🐬 release Tua on March 5th? It would have been the the best 305 day celebration.

This is the best time to trade up from an EV to a nice v8 or a boxer 6. If you are like me who have lost a lot buying an expensive EV- this is our time. We trade in for ICE. Gas prices will come down eventually and you will have that smile.

My Alexa is already in the St. paddy’s weekend, bring those Guinness out.

Anyone know a good attorney in NY to help with an ADA suit for one of my sites? The plaintiff has filed 12 such suits, so this is obviously a money-grabbing business harassing Shopify operators.

My Uber Eats driver name was Danger, would you be worried? He was chill, by the way. Uber, can you enforce naming conventions?

That’s a good view to wake up to, I can’t fit all the yachts in one frame.

Anyone here at Shoptalk? Happy to meet later this afternoon or early tomorrow morning between speed dating sessions—would love to talk shop and all things commerce.

Feels like Nikita is the biggest bank in the world right now. JP and Goldman don’t even come close. He can single handily make people 12,000 miles away loose sleep.

Sometimes you just need to give it a shot. Amex, Aria concierge and SevenRooms all said Gymkhana is booked through May. Walked in, had a small chat with maître d' and told him how I love the London location and even the sister restaurant Brigadiers. Get myself on the waiting list

Less than 48 hours since Ultra ended and the breaking down of the main stage is nearly complete. This is now Miami does it.

Wokred with a great NY Law firm specializing in settling ADA law suits for Shopify merchants. They settled it much lower than my expectation and in a few days. Happy to connect my DTC community so we can take on these money grabbbing law firms.

That’s a first one for me, implosion watch party at 8:00am. I bet, I would see beer and cocktails at 8am. Brickell is full of surprises.

Gone in under 30 seconds

Ok, so which AI expert knows what GPU model I have from Allbirds?

When coffee is a priority, you have your carpenter make a coffee nook. Now looking for nice wall art to complement. Yes, I need to get a real machine with fresh espresso beans. That’s next.