My children, thy lord and saviors master plan begineth today! I hath sent the Swedish child down to thee from hockey heaven to bring us the holy cup!

Enjoy the swede, my children. Sabres Jesus is good to thee.

I’ve really outdone thyself today. I shall turn all of the water in hockey heaven into wine!

Thou shalt cherish the treasured Okposo, for I have sacrificed Terry's dollars for thee.

Thou shalt come back to Sabres Jesus. Look at how much glory I hath brought thee(so far today only, forget the past).

I hath brought thee 25% off thy lunch tomorrow. Sabres Jesus is good to thee. x.com/buffalomoes/st…

Sabres Jesus giveth, Sabres Jesus taketh away.

Yes, my children, that was me.

And I said on this day Buffalo teams shall score many points, and it was good.

Brian the short shall score a plenty.

Apostle Matt shall play good hockey again.

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My children, I invite thee to watch the Baptis(te)m of the newest Sabre right now in Calgary. Thy holy water shall put out the Flames.

I shall forgive Lehner for his sins.

This is amazing

Art thou not impressed?

Art thou feeling it now, Sabres fans?

I received no thanks for my 3-0 lead. Thou shalt pay for thy sins.

Father and I have chosen to extend church tonight, my children.

Rest In Peace, Laine.