Wheels have well and truly fell off the social distancing wagon at Meadowhall .

To top 2020 off I ordered some car air fresheners in April and 249 days later they’ve shown up in post but it’s taken that long they’ve lost all their smell😂 happy new year 🥳

Big up to anyone doing dry January I’ll have a pint on your behalf later 🍺

“I must be only girl who doesn’t know who Elle Darby is? “ you can’t be love cos I’ve seen about 20 of these tweets now 😴

Look on bright side it’s only 355 days till Christmas 🎄

Amazes me every time that no matter how much food you order from Chinese they always say it will be ready in about 10 minutes 😆

“It’s slave labour love”😂

People who have phone glued to their hand 24/7 but when you ring them they don’t answer , what’s all that about ? 🙃

Would you need milk or brown sauce on that ?

Walking on the Moon!

Don’t normally watch Insta live streams but Floyd Mayweathers just kicked off , quality watch glad I tuned in 😂

Can’t beat this hot weather but could do without all midges/bites that comes with it 🙃

‘Boris Johnson warns of further restrictions to combat the growing threat of the #OmicronVariant’

I'm giving away some merch and will pick somebody who retweets this right now. Download my song @ bit.ly/SantasTakeaway

On a clear day, you can see Paris from Croydon.

Happy Monday 😂😂

Facebook off its rocker this morning 😂

Happy Friday folks! Sampling the captains finest tonight 🍻 Bootlegger

#MotivationalMonday