Finding out the girly with all weens on tik tok lives in EP has truly been mind blowing lol am I dumb why did I not know this?!

Making my 6 foot bearded ex military man who hates scary movies, watch scary movies during spooky season with me is my favorite form of torture. 🥰

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My agenda today: • Vote • Drag Show • Abortion at lunch • Vote again • Sex change in a prison bathroom • Put tampons in the men's room • Cast some spells while listening to Taylor Swift • Eat pets for dinner in Springfield • Take "illegals" to vote

No but seriously 🤡

btw if you’re a Texan and you voted for Ted Cruz (born in Canada, leaves his family and dog to freeze in the cold with no power to go to Cancun) instead of the guy born in Texas who is a FOURTH GENERATION TEXAN you are a pathetic human being frankly

People were so “El Paso Strong” and then voted for the racist that caused the mass shooting. Sin vergüenza.

america is stupid

Bath and body candle day being 3 days at $10 a pop is literally not even a sale? Da fuq it used to be a $6/7 stand in like and rush the store kinda sale! 😭

We literally have this and people be climbing right over still lol sounds like a waste of money to me 🤡

time to wrap it up

Trump in the stadium when Kendrick said certified pedophile:

Imagine being a nearly 80-year-old man, twice-impeached, four times indicted, and still losing sleep over a pop star who just wanted to watch her man play football.

The people who are “outraged” by the halftime show just need more things to do. He’s just speaking Spanish. Chill out Billy Bob. Put on ‘La Romana’ and tell me you don’t feel that shit in your bones. Just shake that ass, it’ll all be okay. 🕺🏻