being tan just makes you feel prettier

don’t waste your 20s being insecure and not confident in yourself. you are YOU, & no one else can do it in the way you can. recognize this, and walk into every room like you own it, because you do. upgrade ur mindset = upgrade ur life!

my boss asked me where i see myself in 5 yrs and i told him "not here" and now i'm in a meeting with HR

Girl, you’re ok. You got time. Stop stressing. Calculate your steps. You got this.💕

I had to do it...

Gaining weight in ur face is so ghetto

morgan wallen’s song has me in literal TEARS. wow, our God is so loving & merciful.

Damn 3 day weekends make you forget you got a damn job

This is what a generation of iPad babies looks like.

Being a bubbly introvert is very confusing for people cause it’s like we’re so fun until our social battery runs out and then it’s RBF for the rest of time 😅 but it’s nothing against you we’re just charging up our batteries 😂🔌🪫

When I use 🙂 this is what I mean

A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you

“thank god it’s the weekend” me Saturday and Sunday:

Public meltdowns are almost always ill-advised but if an airline lost my pets I would raze the entire airport to the ground like Sherman’s March To LAX

credit karma: “your credit score is 800” car dealerships: “ma’am. your shit is 325”

how tf y’all take 15-30 minute naps mine be Iike 3-5 hours

If you procrastinate, it's not because you're lazy. It's because your body is in a threat state:

I feel like those that have said they loved being pregnant did not experience any kind of “morning” sickness… I have been getting sick just about daily (morning, afternoon or night) for the past 11 weeks and am straight up not having a good time