why do ppl wait until the new year to cut ppl off? girl fuck u today on december 10th

i know it’s the holidays but your services are stink ass trash booty and i hate you FedEx

don’t be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work

Congratulations to every woman who left a loser this year

entering 2026 with no kids, good friends, my money up and im not dating a loser… what more could i ask for

unfortunately, i do enjoy the downfall of people who did me wrong

I’m so awesome I wish I wasn’t avoidant

even at my most evil i’m considerate

The best part about being 28 is getting home from work and going on my iPad like a stupid fucking baby

still being a lover girl is actually incredibly brave of me

chicas por favor bajen sus estándares y dejen de ser tan exigentes no ven que se van a quedar solas, en su casa limpia, con su sistema nervioso regulado, con amigas increíbles, con su piel bonita y sin mensajes que digan “no sé q decirte”

i’m lowkey creepy af i do like watching what people are up to but i’m harmless i just have to know things for no reason

"Break your 'man hater' rule for one man and he'll personally remind you why the rule existed

I think my purpose is to do whatever the fuck I want honestly

I honestly hate that we've normalized the idea that all opinions are valid. I think we should get back to telling ppl that they are ill informed & ignorant.

When it comes to the midterms, vote like you don't want to be imprisoned in a former Amazon Warehouse for saying you don't like Donald Trump.

Respectfully, I do not go above and beyond for people like i use to anymore. I meet you as far as you meet me. I speak to you as much as you speak to me. I include you as much as you include me.

it’s all fun & games until you find out being healed means im actually meaner. it was the unhealed version of me that wanted to be liked by losers lol