If 15 people talk to me in one day I’ll cut my phone off

I love how I never run into people who aren’t in my life anymore, thanks universe!

My feelings LMFAOOO

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often

me when i make a grown man pinky promise me

We’re celebrating black players scoring their penalties so they wouldn’t get racially abused by their own country by the way

One thing boutt me I’ll stay in the house all DAYY😂

I book a cab. Me: 🤐🤐🤐 Driver:🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐 Me: 5 Stars ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

LMAOOO OMAR REALLY RUBBING IT IN THEIR FACES AS HE SHOULD PERIOD keep your foot on their necks Omar!! #LoveIsland

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I have a genuine interest in being paid well.

Telling me I’m strict isn’t an insult btw. Thank you in fact. I’m happy you understand what happens here.

I was sick of not having my fuckin hair done

“can i call?🥺🥺” no you cannot goodnight

Being scared of marriage but not being scared of creating a whole human with a person is…interesting

The way men have convinced themselves of the lie that having a baby with a woman is less of a commitment than marrying them needs to be studied by every ologist under the sun.