it must give Boris Johnson a warm glow to know he has so many admiring bots on Twitter.... all of which misspell "you're" twice.

Happy loves you all! Thanks for everything!

My response Adam Sandler

Have to be on this for Cheltenham

Fernando Torres is 37 today The talented gorgeous bastard will always bring out a range of emotions in all of us, but here he is doing what he did best. Scoring loads of goals for Liverpool

OH WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A HEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As you watch this, remember that Boris Johnson's £20 cut to universal credit this week will push thousands of families into poverty. (Location: Manchester)

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨 (Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

Klopp going in at HT

Glorious. 90+5 equaliser and a shoot-out win after the opposition blagged cramp all game, took an age on every throw-in and goal kick and over-celebrated in front of The Kop while their fans sang ‘Feed the Scousers’. Fuck The Tories. Happy Christmas.

“Seriously I can just come out and say it? Call him a liar?” asks Jonathan Pie, a fictional broadcast reporter created and performed by comedian Tom Walker, in a satirical video about Britain’s Prime Minister. “God bless America.” nyti.ms/3306M3q

HOLE IN ONE!!!!!!!! @leedixon BoveyCastle TaylorMade Golf #holeinone #golf #taylormadegolf #taylormade

“I am virtually out of tools to help people now,” says the Money Saving Expert Martin Lewis says the UK is facing the worst cost of living crisis he has ever seen #Raworth bbc.in/3L4g1QB

The good thing about Britain is that the Labour party are held to account by a media backed by vested interests, while us Tories can kill your nan, sanction your economy, give your taxes to our friends and burn the rest in a pyre of PPE and nobody bats an eyelid.