We would like to issue a sincere apology regarding this tweet. We made a mistake and it won’t happen again. Mac Jones actually has 2 DUIs.

Idk man

Dogecoin is the people’s crypto

Guy finally found out the earth is round

Jordan might just be the goat man idk anymore

Steve Kerr and John Paxson have entered the chat

When the stimmy hits I’m heading straight to target and getting that bullseye dog

I need to be youth in iced 😔

I hate when subtitles are like [ man speaking spanish ] Bitch tell me what he’s saying

If I reheat these Dairy Queen chicken tenders do I qualify for food stamps?

Hanging out with women is so taxing I’ve been holding in this fart for 3 hours

I’ve seen enough. Put in the mullet.

This kid was pushin 🅿️uffs

Smoking on that shit that made James Harden

Idk who I fucked last night I got Alzheimer's