when your university emails you asking you to take care of your mental health

*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*

Me remembering I forgot to cancel my free trial x.com/banksnorest2/s…

Me and my best friend, after we talk a little about our lives:

I feel so old now that I don’t have to put a fake birthday when I register to websites...

شكلي كبرت خلاص محد يعطيني عيدية غير ابوي🤨🤨

Please don’t ever bring up someone’s past when they are trying so hard to change

the scene the camera woman

Me: hey baba that watermelon was really good last night👍 My dad: *the next morning*

- امى: لو مش موافق تيجى معانا المشوار دا براحتك - انا : تمام مش جى = امى :....

???????

The buffest mf in the gym told me my body changed a whole lot from the last time he saw me(3 months)and honestly:

it’s weird how literally every car that passes by you holds someone’s entire life

McDonald’s making their ice cream cone 2 dhs is the reason why some mfs are in debt😵‍💫

Bro what?😭😭😭

يَا حَيُّ يَا قَيُّومُ بِرَحْمَتِكَ أَسْتَغِيثُ

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