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S*mores

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calendar_today25-03-2009 00:22:21

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I found a new form of dopamine hit this morning. Blocking absolute strangers I probably would never have interacted with or seen again but it’s surprisingly satisfying. 🫶

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I’m listening to The Read and I’m like sooo is king crissle reading my texts as her read? I’ve never heard someone express EXACTLY what I’ve been thinking/saying before. *samsies*🙃

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U walk in & see a line of people with a gap, & 2 more people behind that gap…do you: A)join the line behind the 2 ppl after the gap? B) ask if this is the line if yr confused?or C) have the yt woman audacity to join the line in the gap & get offended when they say it’s a line?

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I thank the universe the lord and my parents that I was born a millennial. The inability for genz to problem solve is spectacular

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Women get so much shit for vocal fry’s but male vocal fry is so common and so awful at the lower tone they have. We have to start bullying men back

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Every developer in kingston. Dumb mfs and the gov agency’s that sign off on all of it and doesn’t implement a minimum green space or permeable surface mandate 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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You know how doomsday prep is often done by a certain type of voter. Maybe tell get what they want and get to use it all up and be like told you so 🥰