AMSR is disgusting. I never want to hear anyone's mouth sounds. Whispering should be forbidden. Do not chew or slurp a beverage into a microphone and tell me to relax. I hate you.

“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

the amount of men asking “what if she gets her period and starts a war” about a 60 year old woman is a prime example of why men need to stay out of our reproductive rights.

Rape allegations really “ruin a man’s life” and yet you can still become president of the United States of America 🇺🇸.

I love saying “I fear…” about shit that isn’t scary. I’m getting ramen tonight I fear…

why would i finish my thought when i could have a new, more exciting one

Stop using chat gpt. u got a question, u come to me first.

sending 90s rnb vibes to your nervous system.

i’ve had my jaw clenched and my eyebrows furrowed everyday since i was 11

at what age do we start meeting up for bingo. i’m ready

type of shit i’m on

Telling me to do something when I’m already in the middle of doing it

You hit 30 & it really is time for Jazz.

My unpopular opinion / Hot Take : I actually do not desire to see technology advance any further.