BetterHelp ads make me wanna kill myself

I restore knife

I wanted to disassemble the blade handle, prep the blade, and work on the handle today, but I cut my hand open 😎

I just wanna be a goblin again, a little deviant. I just wanna chuckle at my jokes no one understands. Live in a cave and shit.

I'm gonna paint an enchanted diamond pick on the side of the Hoover Dam

Ate a lot of oreos yesterday and after going to the bathroom I firmly recommend you not do that.

Im gonna start spitting on enemy cars

The relatable male urge to act gay infront of women because they scare you

What do you think women do in Sephora, buy makeup? Get real. I will expose all of you.

Since watching Barbie I have hit TWO curbs, so yeah, I'm a womans ally.

Is the movie G-Force considered part of the furry pipeline?

This will be my next helmet, there is no stopping me

Every year on my birthday, I have had more and more caffine until I begin to shake, and for some reason, this year, it does not feel good.

Anime fights are kinda just WWE but animated to look cooler

Started work in the city. My new favorite lunch past time is telling the local homeless which plants have the same properties as hard drugs.