dune machale dune machale dune

doing my affirmations

everybody has a drawer in their home that contains both garbage and the most important documents a human can have

Every day I log onto this website, see four of the strangest sentences ever written, and then go about my day. The long term effects of this on the human brain are unknown.

Hi GOV.UK just got this through on my phone??

Plan: 12 hourly bag of saline

Genocide as self defense

running an errand after the sun has gone down………….that’s a quest

biden could regain this nation’s trust with one perfect backflip

trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden? surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕

i deserve and can be trusted with roof access to every building

when the sun makes the water glitter

the dentist asking if a monday at 2pm in november works & you just have to be like Well Ok.

i think abt this tweet at least twice a week