Happens too often

*me getting my oil changed* mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“ me:

idk what’s in the air in amsterdam but everyone is fucking fit

💀💀💀

DARE ME TO JUMP OFF THIS JERSEY BRIDGE I’LL BET YOU’VE NEVER HAD A FRIDAY NIGHT LIKE THIS

I be tearing that repost button up on TikTok 😭

If I won the lottery you wouldn’t know. But there would be signs.

had to come back because threads is too bait, i don’t need everyone on my insta seeing my 3am thoughts

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

Kinda fucked that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or nothin

I refuse to gossip. I will, however, spread lore.

do I have a song for you

People move on after mistreating you. They're not sitting up in a room like Brandy thinking about you. Most of the time they move on and live perfectly fine after doing you dirty. So release yourself from the shackles of waiting for someone to regret how they mistreated you

no contact is cool but not telling me happy birthday is reallly dtm