Any progress on this?

If I could redesign humans I would switch where the nose and eyes are. So that, when sleeping, you could cover your eyes and still breathe.

The music festival I'm going to is way better than the music festival you're going to because musical taste is based on fact not opinion!

I was gonna make fun of the guy holding the "sodomy is sin!" sign, but fuck it.

.Life As Bros When people start being born Christian and are persecuted in America for being Christian this will be a valid comparison.

My drunk dad is indiscriminately putting food stuffs into a blender and chanting "watch what happens". So that's my day...

The "wi-if onboard" patch at the door of a plane is literally the biggest tease ever. We both know that's not happening without cash.

>>> When you want to join the little kid's conversation about Minecraft and Pokemon but don't b/c you are a grown-up and that would be weird

Why is the default setting for MS Word 11pt Calibri font? When has anyone been assigned to write anything other than 12pt Times New Roman?

This was on the Computer Science Q&A forum. Whoever said there are no stupid questions, lied.

I am playing at a smash bros. tournament! Check it out, I might play on stream. twitch.tv/iowasmash

I'll take fifth place but I know I can do better.

Every now and then I down vote everything positive on Yik Yak and up vote everything negative. I am the equalizer.

I got a Crock Pot for Christmas. I guess this is what growing up feels like.

Not that I'm not grateful though. Crock Pots are dope.

I should not have brought so much blizzard power on my first major back. Sorry guys -__- #Apex2015

Wanna watch smash bros. melee at the highest level? twitch.tv/sigmelee

I nominated @Fe_Nintendude for Beyond The Summit #SmashSummit smash.gg/summit/voting/… via @smashgg

.@PG_Wobbles PG handle: @PandaGlobal welcome to the 🐼🌎 fam! pic.x.com/zwTwbFEyJu

Finally broke into top 4 at the Iowa City smash bros. melee bi-monthly tournament. Happy with how I played and can't wait to improve more,