Accidentally bought a Fabric Rave ticket for next week Thursday, if anyone wants it just hmu (half price)

On a tight budget a week and I decide to buy £5 worth of Toto-Africa cover alarm tones when steaming... brill

This is massive news.

*Gets up to leave* My brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me - Right!

...was I the only one who thought #FwendsReunited was gonna be a new inbetweeners episode? 👎

Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa 前澤友作 (5.3 million!) We got this 🙌

Back for a week and Truro pick up spice from the floor and smoke it, lovely to be home

Host meme review?

“Why did you join isis?” Shamima Begum:

When it hits 18 degrees in February

Came back from drinking last night to have Kamila throwing up on the opposite side of a rubbish bin to me 🤙🏽 lovely stuff

Turns out there’s more ways to use Autopilot than we imagined

And I am forever grateful

Only watched the first episode of #BlackMirror & I’m already like......

Quarantine day 6.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours