Sounds pretty nice

If someone opened a bag of salt and vinegar walkers in that room half of them would die

We’re back in business on the 20th April, with Take Notes regular, AG Swifty joining us. Tickets available through our profile.

He is him

Mags kobbie and rashford need to lock him in his room and waterboard him until he agrees to join in summer

First player to skip the u21s since Rooney ⭐️

Southgate is sat on his bathroom floor having convulsions after that performance

🔴🇨🇮 Amad: “Every moment is like dream”.

“I was last season at Sunderland and my dream was to play for Man United. So I am here to dream every moment”.

The sooner southgate realises rice mainoo bellingham is our midfield for the next 10 years the better

If my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle

Everyone is saying Mainoo can learn so much from Casemiro, his positioning, strength on the ball, a decade of top level experience. But what about the bad points, like eating a doner kebab on an exercise bike?

Oh my gosh, watch the whole thing.

This is how you should talk to mainstream journalists.

One more carry job before the INEOS era please Marcus Rashford

Good morning, Reds!

It’s almost like the greatest manager ever knows abit about football

How can anyone watch that 20 times in slow motion and come to the conclusion it’s a penalty

The 3,000 MUFC fans are joyously singing ‘Rashford’s on the piss.’

From wythenshawe, loves vodka sprite

Who even has the time to make all of that up 🤣

Be like the start of a game of fortnight this