falling for a tyrannical dictator stole her light and youth 😔 happened to my friend padme amidala

I'm ready to go back to Arrakis

Convicted fraudsters Trump has pardoned this year: Jason Galanis — ~$200M+ Joseph Schwartz — ~$38M Lawrence Duran — ~$205M (Medicare fraud billed; ~$87M paid) Carlos Watson — ~$60M investor fraud Trevor Milton — ~$20M+ investor losses Todd Chrisley — ~$30M bank fraud Julie

israel and america do 9/11’s in lebanon and iran every day and it feels like the world barely cares

Wait this actually looks good

Quen should have asked to try on her gloves

That’s on them LOL

I want to be someone’s very insane wife

Lindsey should have broken up with Carl when she discovered he grabs a new bath towel every time he showers

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ate her (us) up

Imagine working for The Onion and having to compete with this.

the people yearn for “inshaallah”

wild to read that there was one -- one! -- air traffic controller last night at LaGuardia a time when the government is asking for $200 billion for Trump's vanity war jalopnik.com/2129924/laguar…

(That corgi story is the last pure thing left in the world and Im almost scared to believe it. If its AI I will start the war against the machines tonight.)

not a single major outlet is reporting on this, meanwhile we’re getting wall-to-wall coverage of chappelle roan’s bodyguard making a girl cry

Bing bong