eastpalestinetrainsettlement.com/documents According to the settlement agreement, the lawyers will receive ~30% of the 600M #eastpalestine #ohio #trainaccident settlement. $45,015,000 to each of the 4 lawyers, to be exact. We sure we want to agree to this proposed settlement?

@umblievable_ hahaha, the (un)clean ones are the best!

“@rameytime: Raise your hand if you're a worship leader who's left his capo on & started a song in the wrong key”// ✋

What happened to gravity falls?:'( It was the only somewhat positive entertaining disney show iv seen in a long time besides p and f!

I wonder if the phrase "bad news bears" came from "bearer of bad news" or if bears just have bad luck :P

2 large but friendly dogs w no owner walked into our house yesterday. Woke my bro up by leading them to his bedroom to jump on his bed ;)

Im a wreckless driver, which means i haven't gotten in a wreck yet ;)

Nonprofit looking for candidates to permanently live in the first mars colony. Woah. venturebeat.com/2013/01/08/mar…

We honestly have an amazing leadership team for GC Youth :) Mike Rhoades Chase @Larry_H_33 Billy Calvert Ryoomi #truedat

This was a good night :)

One major life lesson I've learned from my world travels is this: If you can't pronounce it, say the name as fast as you can.

I feel like the phrase "it's all down hill from here" should be a relieving and encouraging phrase. Like after climbing a hill on a bike :)

Love

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May marks a full months work of productivity for me! Making a blog to track the real-life level ups! ;) #videogamestrike

Putting aside the drug problem he had, I feel like Chet Baker and I had the potential to be great friends :)

#cslineohQA You say that ur father has visions that u believe have come true, even though he prays 2 Allah. Why do u believe they come true?