This is American Politics. So. Fucking. Embarrassing.

I refuse to give the NYT any of my money... No more losing to my fiance at the mini crossword every weekend I guess...

I ate a pint of non-dairy ice cream last night. And I felt as hungover as if I had drank a six pack... Ugh...

Two weeks away from my son's due date. He could come any day now! 🤯

I'm a Dad now. So that's cool.

Feeling a little grumpy today. Realized I haven't had coffee in 2 days...

I must replaced a bunch of LED bulbs with warm "vintage incandescent" bulbs in my apartment. It feels so much warmer and homey. Highly recommended. Get that long wave length light my friends!

I've been getting a ton of ads for career coaching services this past week... Do the algorithms know something?

Gotta love (hate) the whole corporate performance review thing... Scale of 1-5 1-2 you're fired 2.5 you're on a performance plan 3 EXCELLENT! meets expectations 3.5 Management REALLY likes you 4 yeah right 5 literally impossible