Going to see silk sonic will report back

It was a wonderful time

{to my roommates going out to a bar} Enjoy guys sorry I couldn’t come I’m swamped {door closes I return to trying to think of the biggest number possible} 300 Billion

RIP 🐐 x.com/cHamadovic/sta…

I Photoshop paddington into a movie or TV show until I forget: Day 494

Hate it when my enemy yells "after him" to his goons

Yes I am a content creator I created a pb&j at lunch and it made me very content

Snakes:

The last eight years I’ve had the honor of working with the very best onstage and off. Far far more than I deserved. Rhea, thanks for holding my head off the concrete floor.

He’s pondering

offense please

Should I buy a metal detector

The recent ufo sightings were part of an elaborate U2 marketing campaign

Texas A&M got screwed

It's her time