i just wanna text my ex and be like "forever went by fast" huh

I be ghosting people bc there really ain’t shit to talk about

can we normalize arguing with little kids they're so rude 😭

NBA Twitter is not real 💀

Me when the homies ask me if I’m down to drink

all my ex’s came back at least once it’s safe to say i was never the problem

looking at my bed before i go to work

I’m convinced Tupac faked his death to get away from her.

my whole life could be falling apart and imma still crack me a lil joke

one thing about me i’m going to sleep. i’ll figure shit out when i get up

i love saying “that’s crazy”

i stay quiet cuz i have anger issues tbh

New year, same me cause I wasn’t the problem

“so am i the shit or the fart?”

“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”

“you think you all that and a bag of chips, huh?” me:

there’s a male loser epidemic