When did every twentysomething girl get an upper crust accent?

Awkwafina is Gilbert Gottfried

Here’s my joke: it’s something about The Big Little Bowski starring Jeef Danielspoon, Shaive Wooscemi, and John Kidman. I’m stuck after that.

#jublinisoverparty plz retweet

Hell yeah

Gross Activision Treyarch Call of Duty Why won’t the app let me report this?

Hey Uber Eats this is Carmen stealing my Five Guys order that was supposed to be to celebrate my 2-year-old's birthday. She's picky but loves their french fries. Carmen took a pic of the food, but then took it and left. You gave me my money back, but who cares? We're hungry now.

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Our country is totally fractured and, with our weak leadership in Washington, you can expect Ferguson type riots and looting in other places