it’s pokopia day and here i am without a switch 2

it’s international women’s day so all men should send me money for a switch 2 rn

i LOVE being in bed like yeah everything is terrible but at least im in bed

pokopia is NOT a cozy game, pokopia is a second job where you shed blood, sweat and tears

I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5. I recommend not being born.

deadass haven’t picked this game back up in weeks because of the overwhelming size and the fact apparently everyone else is an urban engineer, city planner, and interior decorator all at once

U are a bitch if u ever put your faith in Donald Trump. Idc if it was 2016 or whenever. Dude been evil from day one and yall dick ride because you got no fucking heart

I need to be PUT DOWN!! LIKE A DOG!! EUTHANIZED !!

“i’d pull your underwear to the side and get on my knees.”

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

Me everyday on my way to work

I really feel like workdays should be 10am–3pm or 9am– 2pm. There’s no reason for people to spend most of their lives at work. Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. That’s why everyone is so miserable today.

Relationship ended so badly I hired an Etsy witch TWICE

I’m not really “chasing” any career, just trying to find the least draining and annoying way to pay for my food and rent.

“wait… are you from that hockey show?” “i am, indeed 😁” “wait you’re so cute oh my god”

four months ago we were blessed with the most iconic romcom dance scene of all time