Had a procedure today at the hospital. During the routine questions (i.e do you get around ok at home by yourself, do you feel safe at home) they asked about “abuse or mistreatment” and I turned and looked the nurse dead in the eyes and said “Yes. The Minnesota Vikings.”#Skol

Not off to a good start for the Minnesota Vikings. Paul Allen thinks it’s Saturday.

Don’t be throwing no passes in the flat near The Gink!!!

Thank you Tampa Bay Bucs! Was a good 14 week run in Survivor. Dick heads.

Oh yay! A late Vikings game! Here we go!!!!!! … … To bed.

Nothing like squaring up, digging in and smashing a ball carrier… … 4 yards deep in the endzone. Great job, badasses!

And after both teams chatted briefly at halftime, this game is over. Solid effort Vikes. 3 more stinkers to go and we can be done with this shit. #skol

McCarthy did pretty good. Defense was pesky. Some good bursts out of the backfield & some strong efforts for YAC. Excellent road victory. I know we’re out but so happy for a win. Hell, win the rest of the damn things! #skol

1. PIT -3 2. Achane 4 rec. 3. DK 50+ yds. One time, LOL

Bingo Bango Bongo

Bad news: I wanted to lose 20 pounds a year ago but I didn’t. Good news: It was someone else’s fault.

Merry McChristmas Eve Tim Anderson And to all a good night! Pat Mayo Rob Pizzola Cam Stewart

Vikings…play that Wolford cat at QB. He’s been with KOC…played in some real game action. Let’s fucking go.

Max Brosmer is just awful. I mean god bless, but it’s time to be done with this.

Stafford o0.5 rush yards bettors just saw it all vaporize.

Did they say this dude is listening to TOOL effing TOOL as his “tunes” in his ear piece? #Skyscrapperlive

Playing Over 235.5 Lakers/Cavs (-112) and taking the Senators to knock off the ‘Lantche tonight (+130). Time to get in Non-Football mode. Looking forward to it too, as I was just slightly better than a fucking coin this football season.

So amazing looking at stuff for two weeks trying to find the best plays. Listen to all the fun betting shows and listen to everyone’s rationale and favorite plays. And then watch a game where none of it happens. Haha.

I always loved that one

Remember the first 0:25 of the locker room video last year after the 2nd Packers game? When the entire team showered Sam with water and hoisted him up and KOC looked on astonished? #skol #vikings Pepperidge Farm remembers.