Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book* uh oh *frantically starts flipping through pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

Autocorrect turned “be it” to “be lit” so I’m starting my weekend bender rn

I love how pissed off this dude is

Hornet - Sister of the Void

Start popping more Tylenol ladies, this country needs more trains

Elon Musk Wealth 2012: $2 billion 2025: $486 billion Larry Ellison Wealth 2009: $23 billion 2025: $370 billion Mark Zuckerberg Wealth 2008: $1.5 billion 2025: $245 billion Jeff Bezos Wealth 1998: $1.6 billion 2025: $233 billion Minimum Wage 2009: $7.25 2025: $7.25 Obscene

The official Homeland Security account called for ETHNIC CLEANSING and no one in media is reporting on this.

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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO ZOHRAN

Goon Girl 😟

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Who up riggin they shit rn

they showed us an example of a legal, judicial warrant vs an ICE administrative warrant

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pickle down rickonomics

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

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