The Jane Street “10am Slam” that’s been happening to crypto. Intentionally keeping the prices of crypto suppressed for years.

just sold shovels during the biggest gold rush known to mankind

There’s a special place in hell for Jane Street, by the way.

Ya’ll sold?!?!

One of the greatest things about America is that we’re not led by stuffy aristocratic elites, so our celebrations of exceptional achievements can be a little bit trashy and everyone agrees it’s still awesome.

Congratulations to WhiteBIT for producing the first BIP54 compatible block on the bitcoin network. 🥳 Its happening folks. mempool.space/block/00000000…

when you realize you sold generational wealth at the bottom because an algo manufactured a chart pattern that activated your retarded bear neuron

AI agents can't physically own any assets like gold or stocks Bitcoin will be agentic gold

It’s happening…

I told my Claude: "turn $1,000 into $10,000 on Polymarket or i delete you forever"... It built a 4-agent system in 51 minutes, never asked a single question. The edge was stupid simple. Chainlink updates Polymarket every 500ms, Binance moves every 10ms - that's a 490ms window

And the Bitcoin fudsters keep trying to claim no one is working on PQC in Bitcoin…

I was very cynical about AI initially, but the past two months have completely blown my mind. The Bitcoin community needs to invest very heavily into the sector. AI is digital industrialization, and the agent economy is where Bitcoin will be used as true machine money. When agent

A company in the US just built a bitcoin miner with 3nm chips designed and manufactured entirely in America. 10 terahashes. 150 watts. Fits on your desk. Syncs a full node in 36 hours. Bitcoin mining is not what you think it is anymore.

After doing my due diligence, I believe I found a company that will not be disrupted by AI.

Were gonna be able to vacation in Gaza, Cuba, Venezuela, Iran and maybe Minnesota soon. Incredible times.

JUST IN: $5 TRILLION NVIDIA CEO JENSEN HUANG JUST SAID LIVE ON CNBC THAT AI WILL NEED A "SYSTEM OF RECORD" TO VERIFY WHAT'S TRUE SAYING THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD. #BITCOIN 🚀

🤯🤯🤯 Without a doubt this will explode in the next 12 months as the majority of onchain participants become agents running 24/7 with a human operator. While I thought the crypto x AI theme has had a very mediocre track record thus far, full of scams and mostly hot garbage,

I dunno man seems like wars are super easy when the objective is to win and not launder a trillion dollars to your friends in the DC-VA-MD area for decades

The first time in monetary history. An Anti-fragile, Reflexive, Nash Equilibrium system. Autopoietic. First precise standard and first true energy money. This is why we established the Scientific Bitcoin Instititute.

Pure software is rapidly becoming un-investable.