#Eleksiyon2019 💗

BLAGAG IS BACK AND I’M HEADLINING AHHHHHHHH 😱

They should play "Return Of The Mack" in every new commercial for a Mac. #AppleAd #iDea

All this fuss over #manhattanhenge and all people got was another cloud pic.

Check out ACIer ryan puno ramos tonight at 8:30 pm!!! Discount code: PUNO25 #standup #comedy #ACIer x.com/playcompany/st…

Note to self: remove "wrote ads for whitening lotion" from resume. Might not fly here. #foreignfilipino

Our college selves were right when they said, "Im gna officially feel old when our batchmates start gettin married & having kids." #TitoRyan

Spilled juice the other day. My first thought was, "YAYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" #MissYouManila

Dealing with a mouse in my apartment. And I'm like, "Sana ipis nalang." #MissYouManila

Found the mouse's entrance and sealed it shut. Turns out I trapped him... inside my apartment. #hassle #yayaaaaa

Whenever I see stairs, I tell myself to think of it like a workout. That way, I don't do it and take the escalator instead. #fitness

Finishing touches 🎥 #sketchcomedy #comingsoon instagram.com/p/6JmBNNrdQp/

#WarriorsCeltics makin it awkward for everyone watching #LakersSpurs ESPN 😂

A burglar was eaten by an 11 ft alligator after trying to hide from cops in a pond. Said the alligator, "See ya later, you fuckin idiot."

How many Bless You’s do I need to say before you get pressured to stop sneezing?

"Spicy, straight and very firm." #RamenOrder 🍜 #OrIsIt 🤔

I have 20/20 vision. Which sucks coz I can't wear cool eyeglasses.

Hey david cross✍, thanks for teaching me about transubstantiation tonight. The cool Pope would be proud.

The fashion world will never be the same. Sort of. #Tattoowelry youtube.com/watch?v=ciHtFU…