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The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.

365 days ago my fiancée lost local girl and I got engaged 😍 135 days ago we packed a weekend bag, our dog, and hopped in the car to ‘get out of NYC for a little’ 🐕 Today, we bought our dream home in Denver ☺️🤟🏻

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Origin of the term "hangover" — the Victorian "penny hang," cheapest overnight stay, if too wasted to be accepted elsewhere. For a penny you'd be allowed to hang over a rope (usually shoulder height). At 6am, owner unties the rope for a rude awakening. thumped.com/bbs/threads/th…

Tonight’s RNC should be covered through the prism of the Wisconsin shootings, particularly since Trump gave primetime slots to a white couple who pointed guns at BLM protesters, the AG who hasn’t charged Breonna Taylor’s killers, and speakers who attacked athletes for protest.

Pro tip: Mountain lions cute as hell 🦁🥰

Infographic porn 🤯

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Search for “bear” (or wolf, or tiger, or alligator, or t-rex) on google on your phone and tap “View in 3D.” Especially if there’s a small dog around.

This guy is crazy talented - makes live clay sculptures on TikTok like it’s nothing 👀

My first Twix. A definite lottery pick. Sorry it took this long.

Ok forget what I said earlier, a RT from Scott Galloway is getting to my head a little. It’s either that or the edible 😅🤷🏻‍♂️

Any NYC folks with an old laptop laying around? You are one DM away from helping out a kid who really needs it 🙏🏻

It's amazing what the internet has become. (H/T sdw.)

Boulder County Fairgrounds animal evacuation site is FULL from #MarshallFire and #MiddleForkFire. Please bring animals to the Jefferson County Fairgrounds, (15200 W 6th Ave Frontage Rd, Golden).

Coach K had a few of his recruiting letters typed. This was from a high pressure recruiting night, when I hung up on an assistant coach. The rotary phone bounced off the hook, and went into my mom’s open washing machine. We had to get a new phone. Duke owes my mom fifty bucks.

Your investors are #prayingforexits 🙏🏻 ours are meeting with the Pope ⛪️ we are not the same numeratorone #lifeatnumerator