Season 2! Let's GOOOOOOO

Sneezed while opening a door, causing my head to slam against it. Allergies literally trying to kill me.

Yoooo Writers Guild of America West members!! 💔 Congrats! ❤️ If the strike is officially over tomorrow you’ll have til midnight to have one last meal at Bob’s Big Boy or Swingers! GO CELEBRATE! Love you all! apple.news/AVf5uU9TnTPaJZ…

Now that the WGA strike is over and we start getting back to work, please remember to hire trans/non-binary writers and assts (yes this includes me, why do you ask). And I assure you we can work on more than explicitly queer stories. I’ll be out on the SAG lines if ya need me

Celebrated queer voices and the return of a certain gay pirate show on the #SAGAFTRA picket line today with Our Flag Means Strike Snack Squad 🏴‍☠️! #ofmd Samba Schutte

It was always going to go this way #Gaetz #McCarthy

Taylor Swift making football, movie theaters and Jimmy Fallon popular again.

Join the indie filmmaker creative team of the horror feature Parasomnia for a fundraising party this Wednesday 11/15 between 7p-10p at The Liberties in DTLA. There will be themed drinks, raffle prizes, a silent auction, and great conversation! I would love to see you there <3

Biden vs Trump in 2024

I had a stress dream I was stuck over Christmas break conducting an orchestra performance for Godzilla and his wealthy family. Letterboxd #letterboxd

ARE THEY FUCKING HIGH?!

8AM before 7AM on your work your day off

I GOT THE FUNNIEST GLITCH ON PEACOCK LMAO

With so much Conan love going around I wanted to tell my Conan story: in 2013 my friend interned at his show for the summer. One day he left the lot and his tire blew out with no spare. I lived nearby so I came to help out and lend him mine. 1/4

This Conan guy is hilarious! Someone should give him a late night talk show!

Remember when Conan locked Bob Newhart in an airtight container so the Emmys wouldn’t run over 3 hours? Still maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on an awards show. RIP Bob

Leaving twitter but before I do, here's my most popular tweet. Keep punchin Nazis, y'all!