PROS OF COFFEE: -delicious -makes life more tolerable -kills appetite so you can save money -sometimes I have heart palpitations so I could possibly die before having to repay my student loans CONS OF COFFEE: -??? -??? -???

if you wanna be like Jesus realize “don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you” is a terrible mindset. like honestly, freaking cross twelve oceans. what better way to live like Jesus than to love people well who maybe wouldn’t even give you the time of day.

BOO👻

Some things just go better together And probably always will Like a cup of coffee and a sunrise Sunday drives and time to kill

me: “I gotta study for this test tomorrow or I’m gonna fail” also me after studying for 3 minutes: x.com/mydogiscutest/…

🎅🏼🎄🌟🎁🎅🏼🎄🌟🎁🎅🏼 🎄 4 0 D A Y S 🌟 🎁 L E F T U N T I L 🎅🏼 🎄 C H R I S T M A S ! 🌟 🎅🏼🎄🌟🎁🎅🏼🎄🌟🎁🎅🏼

Legacy chewed up one of my socks and then proceeded to fake his death to get out of it.

Go to the gym - even if you only have 15 min. Say no to those fries - even if they only cost 1.00 Spend time in prayer - even if you only have 5 min. At the end of this month, you’ll have 7.5 hours at the gym $30 more 2.5 hr in prayer More than November.

Oh please. I learned that in Husband 101. Along with: - Food is better than flowers (but flowers are better than nothing) - “Nothing” never means nothing when you ask “what’s wrong?” - “Yes dear” - Seriously, food. Never let her get hungry. 😂😂 #HappyWifeHappyLife

This tweet was ahead of it’s time.

I heard someone say: If you haven’t talked to God about it yet, then it must not mean that much to you. Wow.

my biggest goal in life is to make people feel seen & like they can be their authentic selves around me. you’re talking? i’m listening. need support? i got you. got a joke? i’ll laugh. you’re sad? i have a shoulder. miss me? call, i’ll answer. love is selfless & unconditional

I’m not even sure which side(politically) this would land on. But am I the only person who sees the new CDC update as some actual good news? Just that. Not left or right... Just updated info that’s better than we thought. I mean does everything have to be a fight these days?