Your honor my client is no longer in their villain era

Zach Bryan can do no wrong

The fact that I’m literally gonna be prescribing medicine in 6 months is so mentally rewarding when I never made future plans this far ahead because I didn’t think I’d make it this long. A fucking plus to me

I miss my mothers southern drawl and her praying through the walls in the evenings

does anyone else absolutely dread going to get their nails done or am I just a weirdo

Katy Perry saying my song is depressing is an honor

Ariel just absolutely destroying Zach on live tv by using words he doesn’t understand #TheBachelor #bachelor

Peds: apple juice and poop Reference- myself after a a 12 hr shift

“What is the point of lukewarm love? If I am not drowning in it I have no desire for it”

12s sound great when you hear you only have to work 3 days a week but what’s not so great is not being able to move for 3-5 business days afterwards

This is actually disturbing. Go research the case. I guess if you want to get away with murder, take them to Mexico.🤢

Imagine your biggest flex in life being that you hate Taylor swift Just say you’re a pick me girl and move on

washing ur face and water going down ur elbow is so sickening

Some of the best moments of my entire life have been eating a bagel

Subtle change, shorter days

Just a reminder that when a patient says “I feel like I’m gonna die”, they are about to code until proven otherwise. Trust me on this one.