Tipping bathroom attendants are like paying someone to watch you urinate. #NightOut

Genius! Häagen-Dazs

.Club Monaco "Can I give you a hand?"

Your move **INACTIVE ACCOUNT** Time 2 shine with the #rogersoutage #PRgoldmine

There's a fine line between checking on someones welfare and just bugging them. #darkTO #Icestorm2013

More than 1400 employees are working to safely restore power. 300 employees cancelled their vacations to support restoration #icestorm2013

Report: New zealand Sheep herder falls asleep on the job during yearly sheep inventory count.

Great work aroma espresso bar Supporting Save a child's Heart Foundation. strawberry sambhar

I'm sorry Putting Edge I dropped the ball on this one.

Debating using someones shadow as shade @turfTO

I love watching Netflix movies which are new releases but came out in the 90s Netflix Canada

Went to footlocker yesterday. wasn't a #blackFriday sale but got someone to punch me in the face just so I could feel part of it anyways.

Top 30 Articles that should be in The Onion BuzzFeed bzfd.it/1BauP9k

I'm using Invisible Girlfriend, (real! invisiblegirlfriend.com) so that my wife thinks I'm just cheating on her - not working late again.

Can't hear myself think or my date speak la_carnita_de_chen we agreed to text.

Last time I book a puppeteer off of Craigslist.

Pretty confident my masseuse was using wooden spoons on me.

I think my mechanic took my last piece of gum.

#BellLetsTalk

#BellLetsTaIk