One of the dumbest tweets I’ve ever readed. 8 million divided by 44 billion is eleventy thousand. Also, there can’t be 8 million people in the world…I only counted 167 and 1/3 today.

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On what would have been his 47th birthday, it's officially Kurt Cobain day! Do we get cake? metalhammer.co.uk/news/set-your-…

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A new breed of cat has been discovered. It looks like a werewolf, but behaves like a dog.

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Dodger's game today!!!

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First jar of pickled jalapeños not bought at grocery store...now I'm a survivalist!

#VoteKeuchel

.Houston Astros and Alex Guerrero are on 🔥🔥. That’s why they #StoletheShow last week.

Presenting the new #Astros road jersey for tonight's starting pitcher. Scott Kazmir. #whiff

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