Tween, cross, cross, tween, get down the lane ˡᵃʸᵐᵉ

A lot of you are two grapes short of a fruit salad

No body milly rocking

I teach people how to roll pearls 🤷‍♂️

Just saw steezus irl and it made my day

Castle Miner Z

If you have that stupid eagle wing tattoo that covers your forearm you’re racist

Whatchu do today?? I did that yesterday

Buying produce while listening to Laufey. Life is divine

I love music sm I plug my phone in before I turn my car on

I be skipping past y’all’s stories like I’m playing game tryna get my fastest time

There’s 3 types of planet fitness people: - Your average joes - The person who is training to spar Rock Lee wearing a weighted vest, holding 5lb DB’s, doing muscles ups whilst grunting - And then the people wearing jeans

Oh to own a pair of Denver Nuggets jeans😞😞😞

Females throw on jeans and a white top with open toed shoes to go out nd flick up like “I put that shit on fr” no babe, you’re a Busch light can

Chic-fil-a so mid. Do not request to eat there if you w/me

When did it become a trend for women to “pay attention” to football this year??

Everyone does not belong in NYC and not everyone should be pursuing fashion