bank hol weekend. gaffa wanted me in. tel him no can do. rabbit popped its cogs an a need to be home to emotionally support the dog. little does he know am rackin up a tick bill a can never afford to pay back. nose like a cement mixer by tuesday. shift done. on way to pick up now

This motherfucker refuses to use card

Thankyou for free footy streams. RIP 😓😓😓

Handing my vape to the homie before they even ask

Have you ever seen two managers interview each other pre-match? You have now! 😅 Watch Brentford take on Chelsea live amazon.co.uk/premierleague #PLonPrime #BRECHE

Where do I apply for this job man

He will never come over for dinner 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Get these Argentinian rats out

Actually wanna headbut people who cough in their hands 🥳

The moose Matt

Lovely loan Manchester United

People watching in their cars too. It’s actually beyond me the world we live in sometimes 🥲

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YANITED YANITED YANITED

What a moment. In the studio with Seth MacFarlane recording #selfmedication

Legitimately one of the most entertaining ideas I’ve ever witnessed

Solid from Leon 'Rocky' Edwards

2 OG’s and both CB’s injured Manchester United