How’s your Saturday going? 🙄

We’ve been together for 8 and a half years and @chrsphr just wrote my last name as Mcneill. Raging doesn’t even begin to cover it.

This happened yesterday 🎉

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People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins. It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_ lose.

This toilet paper at Sainsbury’s is pretty cheap, only 28p per 100 shits.

I really wish we’d had chaos with Ed Miliband 🥺👉👈

A question as old as time

Greece’s staging this year brought to you by the emoji: 🫠 #GRE #EUROVISION

The EBU have clearly rigged the voting to block Latvia. I demand a recount. You can’t stop the pussy. #EUROVISION

How do #AUS consistently smash it every year? #Eurovision

#AUS #Eurovision

For those who were delighted at last night’s confidence vote result, look away now. This very short song is likely to offend. At least, we hope it will.

Pay workers. Tax profits.

🌈What are your views on gay people?🌈 Many would argue that by not coming to support their shows (especially the jellicle ones) you are being actively homophobic. Be an ally - book your #edfringe ticket to "how to live a jellicle life" now! 🎟️linktr.ee/jellicle

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.@chrsphr: “You talk so much but I listen so little”

so what delay repay are you entitled to when London North Eastern Railway don’t even let you on your train and you have to sit on the floor in the one after

Me: “I can’t go climbing tomorrow because I’ve got a sore foot” @chrsphr: “Amputees climb too”