An old and gentle soul said that grandchildren are rewards given to parents for not murdering their children when they were teenagers.

What a winner! Zito is a stud. #rallyzito

All of the #SFGiants will board a plane tonight except Zito, who will fly back to San Francisco on his Unicorn. #RallyZito

FOX key to the game for Cardinals: "Figure out Vogelsong." #goodluck

Since "The Slide" Marco Scutaro is 9-for-18 with four RBIs. Matt Holliday is 2-for-16 and got hurt. Worth pointing out.

Thank god they finally cancelled “Presidential Debate.” That show was all over the place with bad wanna be Aaron Sorkin dialogue.

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10 yrs ago Greece was strong, Oil was $13 a barrel, AOL dominated internet, Apple stock was $7: 9 Key Financial Rules: fool.com/investing/gene…

#Panda-Monium!!

Boy, they don’t like when you go up for seconds at church.

It’s weird to sit and not eat, right?

Make sure you get out there and VOTE today! Then enjoy your orange juice and cookie... wait! Did I just give blood by mistake?

The worst is when you wake up hung over and you didn’t even drink the night before.

If you're head of the CIA and can't hide an extramarital affair it means it can't be done. Case closed, fellas.

I'm starting to really respect myself, because I've never had an extramarital affair. But then I've never been married.

"How can I make this more dangerous?" - Every toddler

“I WAS huge. I was.” - Folgers Coffee talking to itself in the mirror.

"Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare." -- Dale Carnegie

#letsgowarriors